"“Summer Love” 1 ...You know, I don’t often cruise on the train… Anyways...Yesterday, I saw a guy who was my type… 2 Tell us...was he hot? Can you really describe someone you love? 3 We looked at each other… ...His eyes were burning with passion… 4 ...and then we made love… On the train! Oh, love at first sight… 5 Yes! Love at first sight! The big moment… ...a purely magical moment… 6 ...but we didn’t use a condom… AAAAAH! OOOOOH! Yelp! 7 ...I have to call him tomorrow… ...He left me his number! 8 … his home phone? 05 36 66 36? But this is the phone number for “AIDS information services”..! 9 Ouch…! You’re sure? 10 You okay? Ohh, I’m losing it! Sorry… I’m going to lie down for a bit… Ugh! 11 ...Careful of sunburn! Hey! That’s my lube! For more information Gay Hotline: (1)44.93.01.02 AIDS Information Services: 05.36.66.36 (Open 24/7. Anonymous and Free)"--Translated by Kyoko Imai and Gavin Piester.