"There was a young couple from Kent, Who spent the weekend in a tent, He got an erection, But had no protection, So she packed up her bags and went.""Nowadays, when you have sex, you need to protect yourself. Condoms are the only sure way of reducing the risks of unplanned pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV/AIDS. You can buy condoms from chemists, supermarkets, drug stores, petrol stations, vending machines and some off licences. There's more to condoms then you think - check out the instructions next time you buy a pack. Practice safer sex - or the joke's on you."